{"product_id":"painting-7-lobsteriffic","title":"PAINTING 7 - Lobsteriffic","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOh, she has arrived.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd unlike the chicken, \u003cstrong\u003ethis woman knows exactly what is going on.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePainting No. 7 is a lobster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn a plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a lemon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking absolutely fucking fabulous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is something inherently hilarious about a lobster. They are essentially armoured sea bugs with enormous hands, yet somehow we've collectively decided they're \u003cem\u003efancy\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd honestly?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI respect the branding. it's a well done play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis particular lobster has taken that reputation and RUN with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's not dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's the guest of honour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's reclining on her little floral plate in approximately seventeen shades of red, burgundy and pink, lemon casually positioned beside her like an accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe has reservations at eight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe knows the sommelier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe will be sending the wine back if it's not properly chilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd she certainly isn't splitting the bill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is exactly where the 100 Paintings Challenge seems to be heading now. Ordinary things becoming little characters. Colours getting stranger. Paint getting messier. And me becoming increasingly invested in the personal lives of produce and crustaceans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExcellent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause perhaps there is a tiny lesson in the lobster after all:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAct expensive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven if you're technically just a sea bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal acrylic painting on rough-edged paper. Roughly 8.5 x 12\u003cbr\u003eOne of one\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePainting 7 of 100\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLemon included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAttitude non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Moss and Moirai","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53756611756325,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0006\/5829\/files\/IMG_4294.jpg?v=1788720187","url":"https:\/\/mossandmoirai.com\/products\/painting-7-lobsteriffic","provider":"Moss and Moirai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}